ℴ𝓅ℯ𝓃 𝓅ℴ𝓈𝓉

[curatorials]

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[curatorials]

:(

Just get some criminal CEO. It'll be easier on MY conscience.

[instameal]

I would love to, but their disappearance would be too noticeable.
Now, a run of the mill criminal, on the other hand...
The more deplorable the crime, the less they'll be missed.

[curatorials]

Eye for an eye etcetera.
Did they ask anything of me?

[instameal]

Your presence.

[ :) ]

And help with the seating chart.
You remember the feuds better than I do.

[curatorials]

Ugh, it's a curse hating being involved with drama but being incredibly nosy.

[instameal]

It's your burden to bear and I thank you for it.

[curatorials]

I guess SOMEONE has to. Anything to avoid a magic duel that ends with people singed and crying.

By the by.

( she sends a photo of her sleek new pilates ensemble post-workout, courtesy of bro. )

Gamsahabnida~

[instameal]

Oh, good, they look much better on you than they ever would have on me.

[ not that he didn't specifically ask for it. ]

[curatorials]

Well, yes. You've got the look but you don't have the derrière for it.

[instameal]

Terribly rude.
Just because I don't do pilates...

[curatorials]

You're pointer than I am.

[instameal]

I'm not sure how to feel about this as a statement.
As though people don't frequently point out our noses as how they know we're related.

[curatorials]

Sure we have the same nose, but that doesn't stop you from being pointer than me.

[instameal]

Are you taking the teeth into the equation here?
Because that's hardly fair.

[curatorials]

I'm actually thinking about that disgusted face you make.

[instameal]

She says as though her own face doesn't also speak louder than she does.

[curatorials]

Is this genetic?

[instameal]

Now that you mention it, it just may be.
I know more than one soul out there that has been withered by a glance from our mother.

[curatorials]

A gaze that could kill a thousand men without any magic.

[instameal]

And probably has.
I'm sure there are tales she never told us from her youth.

You know.
A millenium ago.

[curatorials]

Don't remind her of her age when we get there! Tell her she doesn't look a day over 300.

[instameal]

Please, I am not an idiot.
I remember what she did to Uncle Kwan.

[curatorials]

Well, that's different. He's annoying.