( weird thing to get all sulky about that, but she is a little more difficult to pin down and she's aware of it. that doesn't stop her from protesting. )
Because she still hates using phones and would much rather tell you in person. But that would require you going by to see her more than once every three to five business years.
I would love to, but their disappearance would be too noticeable. Now, a run of the mill criminal, on the other hand... The more deplorable the crime, the less they'll be missed.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 04:41 (UTC)Sorry abt it.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 04:46 (UTC)I know it's not.
She knows it's not.
There will be no escape.
[ a pause. ]
There's more.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 04:47 (UTC)Don't tell me she wants me married as well.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 04:57 (UTC)Well, yes, she's wanted that for both of us for centuries, but that's not it.
She'll be waking father for this.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:00 (UTC)ββ(β she doesn't know how to feel about that. β)
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:08 (UTC)I know they... talk... or whatever it is she does when she goes down to see him, but the rest of us...
How long has it been now?
[ phew. ]
So as you can see, there will be no missing this.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:11 (UTC)( weird thing to get all sulky about that, but she is a little more difficult to pin down and she's aware of it. that doesn't stop her from protesting. )
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:21 (UTC)But that would require you going by to see her more than once every three to five business years.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:25 (UTC)I've been working on a retrospective this year!
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:27 (UTC)I'll let you know when you'll need to come over so we can start planning for this.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:31 (UTC)Is it because this year is divisible by 5? An anniversary? Don't tell me it's a vampire thing I don't understand again.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:33 (UTC)Maybe he told her he wants to get up now.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:35 (UTC)It has been a while since it's been the four of us.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:38 (UTC)I've specifically been tasked with picking out his dinner.
Which... will be unfortunate for whoever that may be.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:40 (UTC)Just get some criminal CEO. It'll be easier on MY conscience.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 05:55 (UTC)Now, a run of the mill criminal, on the other hand...
The more deplorable the crime, the less they'll be missed.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 06:03 (UTC)Did they ask anything of me?
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 06:12 (UTC)[ :) ]
And help with the seating chart.
You remember the feuds better than I do.
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 06:33 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Jan 2025 18:07 (UTC)no subject
Date: 12 Jan 2025 18:45 (UTC)By the by.
( she sends a photo of her sleek new pilates ensemble post-workout, courtesy of bro. )
Gamsahabnida~
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 21:10 (UTC)[ not that he didn't specifically ask for it. ]
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Date: 12 Jan 2025 22:34 (UTC)no subject
Date: 15 Jan 2025 01:16 (UTC)Just because I don't do pilates...
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Date: 15 Jan 2025 01:45 (UTC)no subject
Date: 16 Jan 2025 02:12 (UTC)As though people don't frequently point out our noses as how they know we're related.
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Date: 16 Jan 2025 04:40 (UTC)no subject
Date: 18 Jan 2025 04:45 (UTC)Because that's hardly fair.
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Date: 19 Jan 2025 01:14 (UTC)no subject
Date: 19 Jan 2025 04:28 (UTC)no subject
Date: 19 Jan 2025 21:52 (UTC)no subject
Date: 20 Jan 2025 23:58 (UTC)I know more than one soul out there that has been withered by a glance from our mother.
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Date: 22 Jan 2025 07:29 (UTC)no subject
Date: 24 Jan 2025 03:16 (UTC)I'm sure there are tales she never told us from her youth.
You know.
A millenium ago.
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Date: 26 Jan 2025 03:18 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2 Feb 2025 06:19 (UTC)I remember what she did to Uncle Kwan.
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Date: 3 Feb 2025 02:59 (UTC)